WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Oh, I love you all
Anonymous said: i'm not a huge buffy fan but i remember her main guy being Angel and I thought Spike was her main bad guy person. What happened with all that?
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Slayer meets supposedly dreamy vampire Angel, angst and brooding, will-they-won’t-they?!?! THEY WILL! teenage/elderly man sex! hello true moment of happiness only happening when his dick is touched, woAHHHH SOUL IS GONE, AHHH DEMON RAMPAGE DEATH IS UPON US YOU MUST KILL HIM ~~but nooo I love him~~ TOO FUCKING BAD ~~fine I’ll kill him ;-;~~ but first bring him back for like 2 seconds before she stabs him into Hell because liFE ISN’T HARD ENOUGH FOR HER IS IT
bitterness bitterness bitterness Buffy is so sad and alone but also occasionally having sex with college boys bitterness bitterness bitterness
Meanwhile Spike: SASSY BLUE STEEL HATRED gonna kill the slayer gonna kill her so hard gonna have weird sex dreams about her- wait what? go away, sexy thoughts, I have to kILL HER I HAVE TO KILL HER I HAVE TO TOUCH HER MOUTH WITH MY MOUTH dang namit vampire girlfriend, dress up like the slayer to get me off I NEED TO KILL HER I HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HER AND KILL HER WITH MY PENIS WAIt no no wait not that wait maybe that okay yes I love her gosh diddly darn it bugger british terms also at some point I get a sex robot that looks like her yes that’ll do also a CHIP IN MY BRAIN that keeps me from hurting people WOOOOOOO see I’m good now why won’t you let me touch your boobs wait hold on no she’s dead she can’t be dead don’t be dea- okay she’s back and now I CAN HIT HER CUE LOTS OF HITTING AND FIGHTING AND SUDDENLY WE’RE HAVING SEX AND THE BUILDING COLLAPSES and now I’m her dirty little secret she bones because she hates herself and wants to feel something for once because life is meaningless and even when you think it ends it’s never really over and at least with me she can pretend to still feel the fire inside herself only maybe now that we’re at the end of the world and we’ve been through hell and back there’s a chance she’ll actually, just maybe, love me